I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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