i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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