erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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