your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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