You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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