She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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