what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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