Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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