he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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