so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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