Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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