try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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