if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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