and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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