i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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