"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
