vagina is talking i cant
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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