I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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