watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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