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(443): View more from Maryland

i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list

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(734): View more from Michigan

My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...

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(937): View more from Ohio

i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered

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(317): View more from Indiana

and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away

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(970): View more from Colorado

Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty

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(785): View more from Kansas

Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started

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(770): View more from Georgia

Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.

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