She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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