you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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