u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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