If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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