OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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