that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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