these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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