you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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