This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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