Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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