Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Randomize
