So drunk, too bad you don't want this
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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