You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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