At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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