Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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