:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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