MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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