You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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