I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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