True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm sobbing to NWA
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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