I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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