Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
