I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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