So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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