Nicole vs. Life
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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