i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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