also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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