i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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