so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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