fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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