Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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