This girl is more easily done than said...
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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