question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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