.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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